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Mathematical proof that the universe doesn't exist!
22 = 4
(-2)2 = 4
Therefore (square root both sides on both equations),
2 = √4
and
-2 = √4
Therefore, if √4 equals both 2 and minus 2,
2 = -2
Therefore (add 2 to both sides),
4 = 0
Therefore (divide both sides by 4)
1 = 0
This is a pretty dramatic discovery. This means that, since we live in one universe, we also live in no universes. Therefore, the universe doesn't exist! (Wow, I just destroyed the universe. Oops.)
This can be applied to prove that anything that exists, doesn't exist. Since all numbers can be made from lots of ones (1+1+1+1+ etc...), this proves that anything that can be numbered, doesn't exist!
Hence, nothing exists.
Hence, the mathematical proof that the universe doesn't exist, doesn't exist.
Hence, there's no proof that the universe doesn't exist.
Hence, the universe exists!
Hence, the proof exists.
Hence, the universe doesn't exist.
Hence, the proof doesn't exist.
Hence, (repeat ad lib...)
Fence.
And now, the Existentially Challenged Universe Proof can be used for a new non-Euclidian mathematics, based on integrification. For more (less) details, click (don't click) on the link (there is no link!) here. (Not here.)